Seen Horny Comments on IG? We Ask These Men Why They Do It..

Have you ever scrolled through the comments on Instagram and found horny messages saying stuff like, “seksinyer bebbi… abang turn on la,” or “you are so beauty my deer.. 🌹”?

It doesn’t have to be a sexy photo either. In fact, it could’ve even been a post from @historyphotographed and still, these random men feel the need to comment on whether or not they’d smash some poor Victorian lady.

Whenever I see comments like these, my usual response is to shake my head and sigh, but for some reason, I felt the need to take it a step further and actually investigate this occurrence.

If I had to narrow-down my thought process for this investigation/experiment, I would say it boils down to several reasons:

1. I’m a woman
2. I’m on the Internet and
3. I also pernah kena and it sucks because sometimes, I just want to look pretty and feel good about it without getting unsolicited messages commenting on my body.

(Picture above shows an actual comment I received on my Tik Tok video commenting on my breasts even though I was modestly clothed)

Since I’m a naturally curious person and I see these comments all the time, I decided to message these men on my personal account to find out exactly what goes through their head when they decide to type these comments onto women’s posts.

It wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be since most of the commenters were hiding behind private accounts, which does not allow me to message them without following them first.

So, in total, I messaged about 10 different users on Instagram (out of the hundreds that I found) without expecting to get a response from any of them, especially because my opening line was just “haiii ☺️”.

But, to my surprise 2 users replied almost instantly and from there, I had to come-up with a tactic that would get them to talk to me without holding anything back.

Author’s note: For the privacy of the women whose Instagram comments I scoured, all images will be blurred.

 

Specimen #1: Tak takut dosa, takut polis

This Instagram user – who probably wasn’t breastfed as a child, hence the comment asking for milkies – seemed to be the friendliest (or the most down bad) because as soon as I messaged him, he instantly replied along with a request to follow my account.

Maybe he was excited a woman wanted to talk to him for once?

Read our conversation below:

 

Call me a federal agent, because as soon as I used my flawless interrogation tactic – which is honestly just to play coy and wait to see if they’d reveal more – he offered up information that I wasn’t even asking for.

At first, when I asked if he would normally comment on women’s pictures, he admitted that he does it frequently because well, he’s single.

But when I asked how he felt when commenting, he wouldn’t give me a straight answer. Instead, he pulled out the Uno reverse card to ask me, “Awek tu tak suka ke?”, implying that he might have genuinely believed he was doing womankind a favour with his actions.

After our quick back-and-forth, he suddenly went MIA, which gave me the time to rub my hands together and concoct another mischievous way to get him to spill his guts.

But maybe while I was rubbing my hands, he was rubbing something else, ‘cos he came back and surprised me with an apology for his actions – as if the post-nut clarity woke him up.

I wouldn’t give him that much credit though since he might’ve also suspected that I could be an MCMC Batman who was on the prowl for horny dudes like him.

Instead of ending it there, I decided to deflect his suspicions to see if there was anything else he wanted to say.

When he realised he wasn’t going to become the target of an investigation (at least not by MCMC), he quickly tried to justify his actions by saying that he doesn’t even comment that much and he doesn’t believe his comments are even lewd.

Listen… This isn’t baseball where you get 3 strikes and you’re out.

If you comment “nenen kit” even once on a random woman’s Instagram post, you deserve to go to horny jail for being a pervert, who doesn’t even have the vocabulary to express your admiration in a classy way.

Harassing a woman with your unsolicited comment is already bad enough, but to couple that offence with a lack of rizz? You have the right to remain silent!

While this specimen didn’t even require that much interrogating to crack, the next subject was a little more cautious before revealing his true self…

 

Specimen #2: Dah nak kahwin, tapi still nak menggatal

There are several types of people on Instagram:

1. Those who use their natural assets to boost engagements and
2. Those who just want to live, laugh, love without receiving horny comments

While the first tier of people do exist, it doesn’t give horny dudes the right to generalise all women with a hot body as someone who is fishing for attention or engagement.

Women with bigger chests tend to stretch-out their shirts more and it’s not necessarily on purpose. Before you decide to give your two cents, just think, isn’t the back pain already enough for them? Why subject them to the pain of having to read your nasty comment too?

Ironically enough, when I looked at the accounts that this user follows, it’s clear that he prefers women who are blessed in the melon-growing profession, but what I found the most interesting was the presence of a woman in his profile picture.

I later discovered that she was his fiance.

Read our conversation below:

 

Of course the fiance had no idea that the man who was supposed to help her decide if they should have ayam masak merah or daging hitam at the reception is actually busy chatting up strangers online.

Like I mentioned before, this dude seemed more experienced because he was dodging my questions. Maybe it’s because he has more to lose than just his dignity?

Nevertheless, it took me more prodding to discover that this man is not just a harmless simp on the internet, but he’s also a serial cheater since he used to have a DS account.

For those who don’t know, Dark Side (DS) accounts are meant to host pornographic content that feeds into a person’s “alter ego”. Most people with DS accounts tend to either repost content from other users or they would post their own.

After further interrogation, which I disguised as genuine interest in him, he revealed that the reason he comments on women’s posts is to invite them to create content with him.

Because he has a face that should be covered by a helmet, I was curious if there were any women who accepted his invitation to join the Dark Side, and to my surprise, there were.

It’s just that he wishes there were more because – in his words, not mine – he’s not handsome.

Finally, something we can both agree on!

 

But wait… Weren’t you catfishing these men?

Freedom of speech allows these men to comment whatever they want onto a person’s Instagram photo, but that does not mean that they’re exempt from any and all consequences.

With the power of the internet, anyone can end up facing real life consequences for saying stupid things online – be it a person reporting their behaviour to an employer/spouse or an online article that drags their name through the mud.

By establishing a rapport with these men, I managed to find out that they’re not as brave as they appear to be, and with just a little bit of confrontation and prodding into their personal lives, they can falter almost instantly and even apologise.

Hiding behind anonymity or the sprawling amount of comments under a hot girl’s picture can only get you so far until a lifeless writer who has a KPI to reach comes knocking at your DMs. In a way, these men are like kids ‘cos as soon as you bring out the rotan, they start behaving the way they should’ve been all along.

As a reward for sticking with me until the end of this article, here are a few sexy pick-up lines I found, while sifting through Instagram comments, that will definitely not result in a slap in the face or a restraining order…

Mr. Done Dakwah

Mr. Dictionary

Mr. High Blood Pressure

Mr. Baby Shark

Academy Award Winner, Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio