NO, ugaiz…. Our homepage may have been blocked today but no, THIS ISN’T AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE. We promise! We actually have real stuff you can spend real money on now!

Plus, someone said he’d buy… Eheh…

After 11 months of making current issues tambah pedas, we’ve decided to take the next step: CREATE OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE #omg #cilisoslegit #makingofficialthingsandall

We’ve just teamed up with our friends from 3sciety.com (formally known as threes & tees) to bring you……………………………..

#SE-T-SHIRTS !!!!!

Look like a real badass in these t-shirts from our ‘7 Malaysian news headlines turned into horror movies’ and ’97 Malaysians arrested in March for speaking out’ stories. But don’t worry, if you’re not in the mood for something fancy just pick one of our sure-safe-cannot-kena-arrest styles.

Each t-shirt is priced at RM39.90 and printed on cotton so soft it’ll remind you of a baby’s bekside*. (*Subjective la.)

And best thing is, they’re not taxed!!!

Click here to buy CILISOS #seTshirts!!